Thaum cov laus ua yeeb yam lom zem, nws yog ib txoj hauv kev zoo los tsim kom muaj chav txaus luag rau cov tswv cuab ntawm cov cam khwb cia thiab cov neeg tuaj saib. Txawm hais tias ua yeeb yam hauv tsev laus, lub chaw laus, lossis tsev neeg nyob hauv chav tsev noj mov, cov kev lom zem laus no yeej paub tseeb tias yuav muaj ntau dua li ob peb luag.
Examples of Funny Skits for Seniors
Ntawm no yog ob daim duab qub uas tuaj yeem ua los ntawm cov laus lossis rau lawv. Txij li thawj zaug yog xov tooj cua qhia, cov neeg ua yeeb yam tuaj yeem siv cov ntawv sau thiab cim cim tsis tas yuav tsum muaj. Qhov thib ob skit yog ib qho nyuaj me ntsis. Siv lub thawv boom lossis lub suab kaw suab los ua suab paj nruag raws li xav tau.
Wink Winkerman Show
Setting:Radio studio. Scene qhib nrog txhua tus cim sawv lossis zaum tom qab lub microphone. Cov ntawv sau tuaj yeem ua suab paj nruag nyob rau pem hauv ntej ntawm cov neeg ua yeeb yam.
Characters:Wink Winkerman & Bigfoot (yuav ua tau txiv neej lossis poj niam). Bigfoot yog ib tug neeg zoo li qub.
Props: Ob lub microphones.
(Music: Peppy instrumental music - play ib ob peb vib nas this ces ploj mus.)
WINK: Ua tsaug rau Wink Winkerman Orchestra, ib yam nkaus, uas tau qhia peb tias lub suab nkauj thiab lub suab ntawm ib tug tshis Qav yuav luag zoo ib yam. Kuv yog Wink Winkerman thiab qhov no yog Wink Winkerman Show. Kuv tus qhua hnub no zoo, nws hais ntawm no tias koj lees tias yog Bigfoot?
BIG: Yog lawm, Wink!
WINK: Kuv pom. Zoo, kuv yuav tsum hais tias koj tsis zoo li Bigfoot.
BIG: Koj puas paub, Wink? Tsis muaj leej twg tau pom Bigfoot, puas yog?
WINK: Muaj movies thiab daim kab xev.
BIG: Yog. Ntawm kuv hnav kuv tus Bigfoot costume.
WINK: Tos! Puas yog koj hais tias Bigfoot hnav zoo li Bigfoot?
BIG:Zoo siab heev, tab sis kuv tsis ntseeg leej twg yuav ntshai kuv. Kuv txhais tau tias, koj puas ntshai tus neeg uas zoo ib yam li lwm tus?
WINK: No, I guess not.
BIG: Lawm, Kuv tsis hnav kuv lub tsho loj thaum kuv mus ua haujlwm.
WINK: Hnov. Bigfoot muaj txoj haujlwm?
BIG: Tau kawg! Kuv muaj cov nqi them ib yam li lwm tus.
WINK:Tab sis koj yog neeg phem!
BIG: Tej zaum yuav yog, tab sis thaum tus nqi xauj tsev tas, kuv them los yog yuav tsum mus nyob tom hav zoov.
WINK: Kuv xav tias koj twb nyob hav zoov.
BIG: Ua ntej kuv tau txais haujlwm.
WINK: OK, Kuv tsis paub meej tias kuv yuav ib yam ntawm no, tab sis rau kev sib cav, koj ua dab tsi rau kev ua neej, uh, kuv puas yuav tsum tau. hu koj Mr. Loj?
BIG: Muaj tseeb tiag hu rau kuv Mr. Ko taw. Kuv yeej tsis paub meej tias kuv ua dab tsi rau kev ua neej nyob. Kuv yog dab. Kuv lub sij hawm luv luv tsis zoo heev. Kuv xav tias kuv yog ib tug pickle sorter nyob rau hauv lub kaus poom.
WINK: Pickle sorter? Tiag?
BIG: Ntawm qhov tod tes, kuv tuaj yeem yog tus liab groomer hauv khw muag tsiaj.
WINK:
BIG: Lossis tej zaum yog lub txaj tester.
WINK: OK, this is officially ridicous! Saib, koj yuav tsum paub tias koj ua dab tsi rau lub neej!
BIG: Zoo, cia peb saib nws yog ib lub tsev cib loj
WINK: Mus!
BIG: with many windows
WINK: Cia mus!
BIG: muaj ntau tus neeg nyob ntawd ua ib yam dhau mus
WINK: Uas suab zoo li lub Hoobkas pickle!
BIG: thiab yeej ib txwm muaj ntau grunting thiab barking
WINK: OK, tuaj yeem yog lub khw muag tsiaj!
BIG: tab sis feem ntau, kuv nco qab snoring. Nyob thiab nws mus, rau cov sij hawm kawg.
WINK: Kuv xav tias koj hais yog lawm. Koj tuaj yeem ua tus ntsuas lub txaj zoo.
BIG: Tsis yog, yeej Wink, Kuv tsuas nco qab. Kuv yog ib tug tswv cuab ntawm Congress!
WINK: CONGRESS? Tab sis lub MINDLESS REPETITION tus tsiaj NOISES SNORING! Koj paub dab tsi? Tsis txhob xav. Nws ua rau kev nkag siab thaum koj xav txog nws.
BIG: Wink, Kuv xav ua tsaug rau koj pab kuv nco txog qhov kuv ua haujlwm.
WINK: Zoo siab kuv tuaj yeem pab.
BIG: Txawm hais tias kuv paub tseeb tias kuv yuav nco ntsoov muab cov hma no tawm ntawm Senator Jawbone lub moustache!
(Music: Tsim kom muaj ces ploj mus)
WINK: Nov yog Wink Winkerman. Nco ntsoov qhib lub sijhawm tom ntej thaum kuv tus qhua yuav yog Dewitt Klump, tus txiv neej uas tau lees tias tau luam tawm phau Vaj Lug Kub Npaiv Npaum hauv ntiaj teb LARGEST. Txog thaum ntawd, hnub zoo.
(Music: Plays while actors hneev.)
Tag nrho Kuv Gallstones
Setting:Ib chav nrog lub rooj lossis rooj thiab lub rooj zaum - simulate tus kws kho mob chav kuaj. Qhov chaw qhib nrog Dr. Enstein thiab Nurse Monella sawv. Jack Hammer zaum. Tus tshaj tawm sawv tawm ntawm ib sab ntawm theem.
Characters:Tus tshaj tawm, Dr. (Frank) Enstein, Nurse (Sally) Monella, thiab (Jack) Hammer - tus neeg mob
Props: Microphone (rau Announcer), stethoscope (rau Dr.), thiab tus pas ntsuas kub (rau Nurse).
(Music: xab npum opera/organ music plays then fades out.)
ANNOUNCER: Thiab tam sim no, lwm ntu ntawm Asmeskas cov neeg nyiam ua yeeb yaj kiab ALL MY GALLSTONES.
DR: (To Jack) Hello. Kuv yog Doctor Enstein. Dr. Frank Enstein. Yog li, qhia kuv. Dab tsi zoo li qhov teeb meem?
JACK: Kuv vam tias koj yuav qhia rau kuv.
DR: Kuv txhais li cas yog, koj qhov kev tsis txaus siab yog dab tsi?
JACK: Oh, zoo, kuv muaj ob peb. (Tsib ntiv tes ntawm ib txhais tes zoo li suav.) Cov neeg nyob ze ntawm lub qhov rooj tom ntej no tus dev, qhov tseeb TV qhia, Metamucil, cov neeg uas yuav tsis qhia cov hnoos qeev. Feem ntau hais lus, Kuv ntxub txhua yam khoom ntawd.
DR: Kuv xav tias kuv tsis meej. Dab tsi coj koj los ntawm no?
JACK: Kuv poj niam. Nws tawm hauv chav tos. Koj puas xav kom kuv mus nqa nws?
DR: No! Kuv txhais tau tias, tsis yog tam sim no. Saib Mr., uh
JACK: Rauj.
DR: Koj lub npe hu li cas os?
JACK:Jack.
DR: Jack Hammer?
JACK: Kuv tau ua haujlwm hauv kev tsim kho.
DR: I see. Koj ua dab tsi?
JACK: Kuv ua ib tug jackhammer.
DR: Tau kawg. Thiab koj tsis ua li ntawd lawm?
JACK: Tsis yog. Kuv yuav tsum tso tseg.
DR:Vim li cas?
JACK: Zoo, tom haujlwm kuv tsuas yog nres tsis tau. (Qhia los ntawm kev co.)
DR: Khiav lub jackhammer?
JACK: Yeah. Xav tias kuv tsis haum los yog ib yam dab tsi.
DR: Jack, this is Nurse Sally Monella. Nurse Monella koj puas xav tau Jack qhov kub, thov?
JACK: (Rau Dr.) Kuv xav tias nws tsis tau. Kuv me ntsis txias li nws.
NURSE: Tsis yog Jack, Kuv tsis noj dab tsi, Kuv tsuas yog mus xyuas seb koj qhov ntsuas kub npaum li cas.
JACK: Oh, OK.
NURSE: Tam sim no, qhib koj lub qhov ncauj.
JACK: Tsis ua tsaug. Kuv tsis tshaib plab.
NURSE: Kuv tsis pub koj noj, Jack. Kuv tsuas yog ntsuas koj qhov ntsuas kub xwb.
JACK: (Rau Dr.) Nws mus nrog kev noj dua! Ib txwm noj!
NURSE: Saib, Jack. Kuv yuav tshuaj xyuas koj qhov kub thiab txias kom Dr. Enstein tuaj yeem paub qhov tsis zoo rau koj.
JACK: Tab sis, tsis muaj ib yam dabtsi rau kuv!
DR: Koj ua dab tsi ntawm no?
JACK: Kuv nyuam qhuav los nrog kuv poj niam. Nws yog tus nrog teem caij.
DR: I don't get it. Yog tias koj tus poj niam tau teem sijhawm, vim li cas koj thiaj tuaj rau hauv chav kuaj?
JACK: chav xeem? Kuv tab tom nrhiav chav dej!
(Music: xab npum opera/organ music establishes then fades for noticer)
ANNOUNCER: Mloog lwm zaus thaum Jack Hammer hais
JACK: Dr. Enstein, Kuv xav tias kuv muaj tickle hauv kuv caj pas.
DR: Cas koj paub, Jack?
JACK: Zoo, Kuv pheej xav luag, tab sis txog tam sim no tsis muaj dab tsi funny.
ANNOUNCER: Tom ntej no yog lub sijhawm tom ntej ntawm Asmeskas cov neeg nyiam ua yeeb yaj kiab Senior, ALL MY GALLSTONES.
(Music: xab npum opera/organ music plays while actors take their bows)
Funny Skits Online
Nrhiav cov duab lom zem, kos duab, thiab ntau dua hauv online. Ntau qhov kev pab cuam txuas mus rau cov ntawv sau ua yeeb yam uas tuaj yeem ua los ntawm lossis rau cov laus. Tsis yog txhua qhov chaw tshwj xeeb rau cov laus.
Senior Theatre Resource Center Catalog
Senior Theatre Resource Center Catalog coj mus rau nplooj ntawv uas koj tuaj yeem rub tawm ArtsAge Senior Theatre Resource Center Catalog. Cov ntawv teev npe, hauv daim ntawv PDF, muaj cov lus piav qhia ntawm cov peev txheej muaj rau kev yuav khoom. Script excerpts tsis muab. Skits thiab sketch yog teev nyob rau hauv p. 18 ntawm 32 nplooj ntawv catalog. Ntau yam muaj xws li e-scripts (rau rub tawm). Lwm tus muaj nyob rau hauv daim ntawv nyuaj nkaus xwb.
Lazy Bee Sketches, Skits and Ten-Finute Plays
Lazy Bee muaj ntau txoj hauv kev los tshawb nrhiav cov ntawv sau ntawm nws qhov chaw suav nrog cov cim, lub sijhawm ua haujlwm, hnub nyoog ntawm cov neeg koom, thiab ntau dua. Tag nrho cov ntawv Lazy Bee tuaj yeem nyeem tag nrho hauv Is Taws Nem - qhov txiaj ntsig zoo los pab koj txiav txim siab ua ntej them nyiaj.
Zoo Xov Tooj Cuab Yeej
Generic Radio Rhiav muab txuas rau ntau tshaj 170 tsab ntawv los ntawm Golden Age of Radio, xws li Abbott thiab Costello, Baby Snooks and Daddy, thiab Burns thiab Allen. Txij li cov no yog los ntawm cov xov tooj cua tiag tiag, lawv zoo li ntev txog li ib teev, tab sis cov ntu (nruab nrab ntawm kev ua lag luam so) tuaj yeem ua skits lossis kos duab.
Hmoob Comedy
Xav sau koj tus kheej skits lossis sketches? Lub Comedy Crowd nplooj ntawv hais txog yuav ua li cas sau cov duab kos duab ua yeeb yam qhia meej cov kauj ruam thiab cov lus qhia. Kawm txog daim duab kos duab, yuav ua li cas npaj koj tsab ntawv, thiab ntau ntxiv.
A Word About Copyright
Ntau cov ntawv sau pom hauv cov vev xaib uas teev saum toj no raug tiv thaiv los ntawm kev cai lij choj. Qee zaum, tej zaum koj yuav tau them tus nqi se rau qee yam kev ua haujlwm rau pej xeem. Nyeem cov ntawv luam kom zoo ua ntej "ua yeeb yam."
