Nkauj lom zem rau cov hluas qhia cov phooj ywg ua lub neej lom zem me ntsis. Koj tuaj yeem qhia ib qho kev tso dag tso dag, tso dag tso dag, thiab rov qab los ntawm IRL, hauv kev sib raug zoo, lossis los ntawm cov ntawv. Cov lus tso dag lom zem no tau sau los ntawm Michele Meleen.
Clean Classic Style tso dag rau koj cov phooj ywg
pair classic tso dag qauv nrog cov cuab yeej niaj hnub, tsos, khoom, lossis cov qauv thiab koj tau txais cov lus tso dag zoo nkauj los qhia.
- Pab koj yuav nrhiav tau ib tug pog nyob qhov twg?Insta-gram!
- Vim li cas yuav tsis mob yog koj ntaus koj tus phooj ywg nrog 2-liter dej qab zib?Vim yog dej haus!
- Dab tsi yog cov khoom qab zib nyiam hauv Android?Ua ntej yog khob noom, ces ncuav mog qab zib, ces eclair, ces froyo, gingerbread, honeycomb, ice cream qhaub cij, jelly taum, kit kat, lollipop, marshmallow, nougat, oreo, ces ncuav qab zib, tab sis tam sim no nws tsis. Tsis nyiam khoom qab zib kiag li!
- Thaum twg tsis tso dag tso luag?Thaum pom tseeb.
- Dinosaur twg muaj caj npab me dua T-Rex?A thesaurus.
- Koj hu dab tsi rau cov txheej txheem ntawm kev laus rau snowmen?Evaporation.
- Tus kws qhia ntawv qw dab tsi thaum nws qhib chav kawm thawj hnub kawm ntawv?khoom siv!
- Dab tsi yog grey thiab pob zeb?A rock.
- Thaum koj tus kws qhia ntawv nug "Koj cov ntawv ua tom tsev nyob qhov twg?"Tau ib hnub mob. Nws muaj teeb meem ntau dhau lawm.
- Vim li cas huab cua poob sau ntawv tsis yog los nag?Nws yog SoundCloud.
- Vim li cas kuv thiaj ua tsis tau qhov lus tso dag no?Kuv tuag.
- Cov khau zoo li cas thiaj haum tau ko taw?Vans.
- Vim li cas lub teeb thiaj zoo siab?Nws yog lit.
- Vim li cas cov niam txiv thiaj ntshai haus cawv?Nws yog Dab!
Teenage Joke Ib Liners
Cov tub ntxhais hluas muaj kev lom zem tshwj xeeb thiab qee qhov kev tso dag uas koj tuaj yeem qhia tau yog ib leeg-liners nrog cov punchline built-in. Cov lus tso dag no ua rau memes zoo heev.
- Koj puas tuaj yeem hu kuv lub xov tooj? Kuv poob nws. Tseeb, tab sis nws yuav tsis teb.
- Cia li ua tiav ib lub thawv ntawm Pob Kws Flakes. Koj tuaj yeem tshawb xyuas kuv cov tshuaj tua kab mob hauv Netflix tshwj xeeb hnub Tuesday tom ntej.
- Vim li cas ib tug xav ua tus tsov ntxhuav thaum koj tuaj yeem ua tus tsov ntxhuav? Kuv twv Carole tua Mufasa!
- Kuv kawm lej zoo heev, Kuv tuaj yeem kawm chav kawm no nrog kuv lub qhov muag kaw.
- Kuv tau saib ntau ntu ntawm Mandalorian, Kuv xav tias Dizzney!
- Lub sij hawm uas txawv txawv thaum koj tau mob tes thiab xaus waving ntawm koj tus xib fwb hauv nruab nrab ntawm kev qhuab qhia.
- Lub sijhawm txaj muag thaum koj ncab, thiab zoo li koj dabbed.
- Kuv xav hloov kuv lub npe mus rau (insert first name) tus creator. Cov phooj ywg: "Koj tsim dab tsi?" Kuv lub npe tshiab.
- Thaum ib tug neeg ua dab, hais tias "Tsis txhob ua li ntawd ntxiv, Kuv tsuas muaj peev xwm tuav me ntsis dab xwb."
- Kuv ua kuv lub txaj. Tam sim no kuv tau pw saum lub couch ces kuv yeej tsis tau rov ua dua.
Ntau qhov tso dag thiab dag rau koj cov phooj ywg
Koj tuaj yeem pom cov lus tso dag thiab prank tswv yim thoob plaws hauv Internet. Tshawb xyuas cov lus tso dag thiab pranks koj yuav tsis muaj teeb meem ntau dhau los sib qhia hauv tsev kawm.
- Ntxhais hluas nkauj lom zem vim lawv phem heev.
- Qhia qee cov duab plaub hau daj nrog koj cov phooj ywg blonde.
- Qee cov lus tso dag hauv tsev kawm ntawv qib siab yog tsim nyog rau cov hluas thiab.
- Plan kev lom zem thiab tsis muaj teeb meem laus laus prank.
- Tau pauj rau tus phooj ywg nrog kev tso dag huv si.
Nyob zoo phooj ywg
Ua kom siv tag nrho cov kev mus rau chav dej lossis lub sijhawm hauv tsev los ntawm kev hais tawm qee cov lus tso dag uas yuav ua rau koj cov phooj ywg luag txhua chav kawm. Cov yuam sij rau kev hais lus tso dag hauv tsev kawm ntawv yog qhov qub, raws sijhawm, thiab khaws nws PG kom koj tsis txhob muaj teeb meem.
