Tseem tsis muaj suab qab zib npaum li cov me nyuam luag. Tsis hais tus menyuam hnub nyoog li cas, kev tso dag zoo yog ib txoj hauv kev zoo tshaj plaws kom cov frowns tig rov qab. Siv cov lus tso dag los hloov lub siab, cuam tshuam cov menyuam yaus los ntawm kev ntxhov siab hauv lub neej, lossis tsuas yog sib txuas nrog tus me nyuam uas koj hlub heev. Ua rau lawv giggling dhau lub sijhawm nyuaj tshaj plaws nrog ob peb ntawm cov lus tso dag no rau menyuam yaus.
Funny Joke for Young Children
Cov me nyuam yaus nyiam qw, thiab txawm tias cov menyuam yaus thiab cov menyuam yaus hnub nyoog preschool tuaj yeem ntes cov kev xav zoo thiab kev loj hlob tsim nyog.
1. Dab tsi yog tus npua nyiam karate txav?
Tub nqaij npuas
2. Vim li cas dab thiaj quaj?
Nws muaj ib tug boo
3. Dab tsi tsiaj dhia siab dua lub skyscraper?
Txhua tus! Skyscrapers dhia tsis tau!
4. Niam noog hu nws tus menyuam noog dab tsi?
Nws tweet-heart
5. Vim li cas txiv kab ntxwv thiaj plam haiv neeg loj?
Nws tsis muaj kua txiv txaus
6. Dab hais dab tsi rau nws tus hluas nkauj?
koj yog boo-tiful
7. Ib tug astronaut hais li cas rau lwm tus astronaut?
Pab kuv ib pliag
8. Vim li cas cov neeg txawv teb chaws pov cov tog zoo tshaj plaws?
Lawv ntiaj chaw
8. Vim li cas bumblebee cov plaub hau thiaj li nplaum?
Lawv siv honeycombs
9. Leej twg swamp tsiaj khiav lub txim txhaum?
Ib tug investi-gator
10. Lub qe niam hais li cas rau lub qe me thaum lawv tau A ntawm kev xeem?
Nov yog xov xwm qe qe!
11. Yog vim li cas tij laug thiab niam tij thiaj li mus sij hawm ntev?
Lawv mus ncig ua si
12. Dab tsi yog tus dev nyiam instrument?
A trombone
Silly tso dag rau cov menyuam yaus hnub nyoog kawm ntawv
Thaum cov menyuam loj hlob mus rau xyoo kawm ntawv, lawv tuaj yeem nkag siab qhov kev lom zem tom qab kev tso dag ntau ntxiv thaum lawv pib nkag siab txog lub ntiaj teb nyob ib puag ncig lawv. Lawv tuaj yeem hais lus tso dag rau lawv cov phooj ywg txog kev sib raug zoo, kev ua kis las hauv tsev kawm ntawv, thiab lwm yam uas cov menyuam yaus hnub nyoog qis thiab nruab nrab hauv tsev kawm ntawv muaj peev xwm tuav thiab giggle ntawm.
13. Vim li cas lub tsheb kauj vab pw tsaug zog?
Nyob zoo2 siab
14. Vim li cas tus dab me thiaj kho siab?
Vim nws tsis muaj "lub cev"
15. Koj ua li cas kom lub chaw ncaws pob txias?
Pack it full of fans
16. Ib lub penny hais li cas rau lwm tus penny txog qhov tsis paub?
Qhov no tsis ua cents
17. Vim li cas tus golfer xav tau lub ris tshiab?
Vim nws muaj ib lub qhov
18. Vim li cas ho tsis muaj leej twg luag ntawm daim ntawv tso dag?
Lawv kua muag
19. Lub khoos phis tawj tau txais huab cua zoo li cas?
Los tawm ntawm nws qhov rais qhib
20. Dab tsi yog hom suab paj nruag elf nyiam?
Wrap
21. Vim li cas lub hnub yog qhov khoom ntse tshaj plaws hauv qhov chaw?
Vim nws muaj plhom degree
22. Lub hli nyiam squid yog dab tsi?
October
23. Lub cev dej twg zoo siab txais tos?
dej hiav txwv vim nws nthwv dej
24. Cov niam txiv hais dab tsi rau tus nyuj no rau hauv tsev kawm ntawv?
koj yog av, nqaij nyuj!
25. Cov khoom qab zib twg yog nyob rau sab saum toj ntawm chav kawm?
Smarties
26. Vim li cas tus nplaig tsis so?
Peb poob rau hauv chav kawm.
27. Dab tsi qhia lej?
suav Dracula
28. Qhov kev sim ua dab tsi ua rau tus poj dab ace?
Nws spelling test
29. Vim li cas lub computer thiaj mus ntsib kws kho mob?
Vim tus kab mob
30. Lub tsev kawm ntawv lub cuab yeej twg hu tag nrho cov txhaj tshuaj?
Tus kav
31. Ib tug luav thov kev pab tom tsev kawm ntawv li cas?
Lawv tsa tes thiab thov ib co-bunnies pab
Jokes Txawm yuav ua rau koj tus hluas luag ntxhi
Cov tub ntxhais hluas yuav ua tau zoo li lawv txias dhau lawm thiab loj hlob rau cov lus tso dag uas tsim nyog, tab sis nco ntsoov, koj tuaj yeem tau txais kev luag nyav ntawm lawv nrog ib qho kev lom zem no.
32. Tus thawj coj ntawm pab pawg ntaus pob zoo li cas?
daim duab peb sab vim nws peb-pointers
33. Hom yoov twg tsis muaj tis?
A taug kev
34. Vim li cas phau ntawv lej thiaj quaj?
Lawv muaj teeb meem ntau dhau
35. Koj hu dab tsi yog snowman tuag?
Nkauj hmoob
36. Vim li cas koj tsis ntseeg tus ntaiv?
Lawv yuav tso koj tseg
37. Dab tsi nab nyiam chav kawm lej?
A pi-thon
38. Yog vim li cas lub computer lub plab loj hlob?
Nws xav tau ib byte
39. Koj xav tau dab tsi kom mus txog qib high school?
A ntaiv
40. Dab tsi yog qhov xwm txheej txaus ntshai tshaj plaws hauv qhov xwm txheej?
Ntsuag vim nplooj
41. Qhov twg ntawm chav tsev sov tshaj?
Ib lub ces kaum vim nws yog 90 degree zoo ib yam
42. Cov khaub ncaws twg ib txwm nkag mus rau saum ntuj?
khau, vim lawv cov khau zoo
43. Koj hu ua penguin hauv hav zoov dab tsi?
Lost
44. Vim li cas cov neeg siv kav dej tuaj koom concerts?
Lawv txaus siab rau cov kav dej zoo
Tsuas-Inspired Jokes for Kids
Cov menyuam yaus txhua hnub nyiam tsiaj! Los ntawm cov menyuam yaus mus rau cov hluas, cov tsiaj txhu uas tau tshoov siab los ntawm cov neeg txawj ntse no yuav ua rau tag nrho tsev neeg giggling tsis muaj sij hawm.
45. Vim li cas Qav thiaj mus tom tsev kho mob?
Nws tsoo nws "toe" d
46. Tus miv hais li cas rau lwm tus miv?
Peb yog ib khub purrrrr-fect
47. Yog vim li cas tsov txaij ntxub ua si tag?
Lawv yeej pom thawj zaug
48. Cov dev ua khoom noj feem ntau nyob qhov twg?
Flea markets
49. Dab tsi yog tus tsiaj tawv tshaj plaws hauv hiav txwv?
A leeg
50. nyuj pom dab tsi hauv lub tsom iav raj?
Milky Way
51. Dais mus kawm qhov twg?
A li-bear-y
52. Dab tsi yog dej qab zib nyiam ntawm swamp tsiaj?
Croak-a-cola
53. Dab tsi yog polar dais hnav ntawm nws lub taub hau kom sov?
Ib lub kaus mom
54. Vim li cas squirrel mus ntsib kws kho mob?
Lawv ua yeeb yam me ntsis
55. Baseball yog dab tsi tsiaj nyiam ua si?
A bat
56. Cov kittens ua dab tsi thaum lub caij ntuj sov?
Sua luam dej hauv pas dej kitty
57. Vim li cas me piggies tsis tuaj yeem sib koom txaj?
Lawv hog tag nrho cov cover
58. Tus tsiaj twg yog tus riser ntxov tshaj plaws?
Aub. Lawv sawv ntxov kaj ntug
59. Vim li cas tus luav luag ntxhi ntawm pob ntseg?
Lawv zoo siab heev
60. Dab tsi yog nyuj nyiam haus?
A s-moo-thie
61. Kab laug sab ua kev zoo siab rau ib leeg li cas?
Nkauj hmoob zoo nkauj
62. Dab tsi yog tib yam tsiaj uas qhia tau lub sijhawm?
Tus saib xyuas
63. nyuj kawm dab tsi hauv tsev kawm ntawv?
Moo-sic
Nkauj Noog Hawj
Nrog cov kev lom zem, cov lus tso dag noj mov, koj yuav tsum ua kom cov menyuam yaus luag thiab ua haujlwm kom qab los noj mov. Nco ntsoov muab cov puns no nrog khoom noj txom ncauj!
64. Cov spaghetti hais li cas rau cov nqaij npuas thaum lawv hais rau lawv tias zaub mov tuaj yeem ya?
Tsuas yog impasta-ble
65. Lub tortilla nti hais dab tsi rau cheese thaum lawv sim txhawm rau hauv lub nti ua lag luam?
Nws yog kev lag luam nacho!
66. Cov skeletons coj mus rau tom vaj tsev BBQs dab tsi?
Rib
67. Yog vim li cas txiv tsawb yog cov txiv hmab txiv ntoo uas nrhiav tau tshaj plaws?
Nkauj kho siab tshaj plaws nyob rau hauv pawg
68. Vim li cas cov txiv hmab txiv ntoo ntxhov siab?
Lawv nyob rau hauv ib lub jam
69. Vim li cas ho hotdogs ua haujlwm?
Tau lawv cov buns
70. Nachos hais li cas rau burrito?
Cia taco bout it
71. Lub khob cij hnav li cas khau?
Loaf-ers
72. Qav noj khoom txom ncauj yog dab tsi?
Fabkis yoov
73. Dab tsi yog scarecrow nyiam kho?
Straw-berry pie
74. Ib tug txiv tsawb hais li cas rau lwm tus txiv tsawb thaum sib cav?
Cia peb faib
75. Lub hauv ncoo ua khoom qab zib dab tsi rau lub txaj?
Sheet cake
76. Cov cheese ib txwm quaj?
Blue cheese
77. Tus dev nyiam hom cheese yog dab tsi?
Mutt-zerella
78. Dab tsi yog tsob ntoo mob siab tshaj plaws hauv lub vaj?
Thyme
Darling Disney Jokes for Kids
Disney thiab me nyuam mus ua ke zoo li txiv laum huab xeeb thiab jelly. Saib seb lawv puas tuaj yeem ntes tau cov kev xav tsis thoob no, txhua tus tau txais kev tshoov siab los ntawm txhua yam Disney.
79. Vim li cas Cinderella ib txwm xaiv zaum kawg hauv kev ntaus pob?
Nws ntshai pob
80. Tus ntxhais huabtais twg ib txwm khiav nrawm dua li lwm tus ntxhais huabtais?
Rapunzel. Nws yeej los ntawm plaub hau!
81. Tus ntxhais fuabtais twg puas xav ua si nrog?
Snow Dawb. Nws yog tus ncaj tshaj plaws ntawm lawv txhua tus
82. Mickey thiab Minnie noj dab tsi thaum lub caij ntuj sov?
Mice cream
83. Grumpy cov khoom qab zib nyiam yog dab tsi?
Siab patch Kids
84. Leej twg daws txhua qhov txhaum cai ntawm Disney?
Quasimodo. Nws muaj lub suab!
85. Vim li cas Peter Pan thiab Tinkerbell ya txhua lub sijhawm?
Vim lawv "Neverland"
86. Yuav ua li cas Ariel tau ua haujlwm yog tias nws tsis tau yuav ib tug tub huabtais?
Nws yuav tau ib tug tub qhe
87. Yog vim li cas Snow White cov dwarves txhua tus pom tus kws kho mob?
rau ntawm xya tsis zoo siab
88. Ariel mus nrhiav nws cov khoom muaj nqis uas ploj lawm qhov twg?
Nkauj tawm tshiab
89. Belle hais li cas rau Cinderella thaum lawv sib tw?
Nws yog lub ntiaj teb me me!
90. Vim li cas txhua leej txhua tus tau txiav txim siab ntawm Clarabelle Cow?
Nws ua yeeb yam moo-dy
Ultimate Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
Knock-knock tso dag yog cov lus tso dag classic uas cov menyuam yaus txhua hnub nyiam. Qhia ob peb yam lom zem thiab ua tsaug rau koj tsev neeg los ntawm kev sim los nrog ob peb yam tshiab tshiab khob-knock tso dag los qhia.
91. Khob, khob
Leej twg muaj?
Lukas
Lukas leej twg?
Lukas thaum kuv nrog koj tham
92. Khob, khob?
Leej twg muaj?
Annie
Annie leej twg?
Annie xav tuaj sab nrauv thiab ua si?
93. Khob, khob
Leej twg muaj?
Orange
Orange leej twg?
txiv kab ntxwv koj yuav tos txais kuv nyob rau hauv?
94. Khob, khob
Leej twg muaj?
Bee
Bee leej twg?
Nyob zoo rau koj os tij laug
95. Khob, khob
Leej twg muaj?
Cut
Cut leej twg?
Curt tau ceeb toom rau kuv
96. Khob, khob
Leej twg muaj?
Lettuce
Leej twg?
Liab pab ua zaub xam lav
97. Khob, khob?
Leej twg muaj?
Razor
Razor who?
Razor tes yog koj muaj lus nug
98. Khob, khob?
Leej twg muaj?
Olive
Olive leej twg?
Olive koj pab kuv zoo dua
99. Khob, khob
Leej twg muaj?
Ima
Ima leej twg?
Kuv zoo siab tau ntsib koj
100. Khob, khob
Leej twg muaj?
Canoe
Canoe leej twg?
Canoe qhia kuv tias kuv nyob qhov twg? Kuv ploj lawm
101. Khob, khob
Leej twg muaj?
Snow
Snow leej twg?
Tseem muaj daus zoo li tsev
Nkauj tawm tshiab rau cov me nyuam yuav ua rau luag nyav
Cov menyuam yaus nyiam luag thiab kev zoo siab, thiab kev tso dag yog txais tos txoj hauv kev sib tham thiab koom nrog rau lawv. Txawm hais tias koj tus menyuam muaj hnub nyoog 3 lossis 13 xyoos, xav tau kev hloov pauv ntawm lub siab lossis xav paub ntxiv, lossis tsuas yog nyiam siv sijhawm sib tham thiab luag, nws yog lub sijhawm zoo los qhia rau koj cov menyuam hais lus tso dag lossis ob leeg.
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