Tsim kev hais lus lom zem pib nrog lub ntsiab lus zoo. Txhawm rau kom cov menyuam yaus ntxiv kev lom zem, lub ntsiab lus yuav tsum ua kom lom zem me ntsis. Yog li ntawd, cov ncauj lus zoo li kuv lub sijhawm txaj muag tshaj plaws lossis ib yam dab tsi ua nrog cov kwv tij feem ntau yuav ua rau ob peb luag. Thiab nco ntsoov nco ntsoov, qhov no yog ib lo lus tsis yog sau ntawv thiaj li sau zoo li koj tham.
Tus kheej hais lus
Ib txoj hauv kev zoo los ua kom koj hais lus funny yog ua haujlwm nrog lub ncauj lus uas qw lom zem. Cov ncauj lus tus kheej zoo meej rau qhov no.
Nkauj kho siab heev
" Yuav kom nkag siab txog lub sijhawm txaj muag tshaj plaws uas kuv tau ntsib hauv kuv 12 xyoos, nws yog ib qho tseem ceeb rau kuv los teeb tsa theem. Nws yog kuv lub hnub yug rau xyoo thiab tag nrho kuv cov phooj ywg tau nyob ntawd. ncuav mog qab zib, tab sis kuv tsuas yog nyob ntawd rau khoom plig, yog li nws tsis ua li cas. Kuv tab tom npaj qhib khoom plig, qhov kev tshwm sim tseem ceeb ntawm txhua lub hnub yug. Kuv tus muam Callie, uas kuv nyiam hu ua Drools, tau zaum ntawm kuv. niam nyuam qhuav muab khoom plig rau kuv thawj hnub yug, lub sijhawm kuv ob txhais tes qhwv ib ncig, kuv tau vibrating nrog hluav taws xob, kuv zoo siab heev, kuv txhawj xeeb me ntsis kuv yuav ntub kuv tus kheej, ua tsaug, kuv tsis tau. Tab sis ib yam dab tsi tseem phem tshaj. Drools tau sim muab kuv tam sim no thiab yanked, txiav txim siab kom tsis txhob cia Drools rhuav tshem kuv tog, kuv tuav lub zog tam sim no. Tab sis kuv tsis tau npaj rau nws lub zog zoo li 2 xyoos. Kuv txiav txim siab tuav tsis tau. Tsis tsuas yog tam sim no tua ntawm kuv txhais tes zoo li xab npum, tab sis kuv lub nrig rov qab thiab ntaus kuv lub qhov muag. Tsis tsuas yog kuv muaj ci ntsa iab rau kuv lub hnub yug, tab sis kuv tau quaj rau pem hauv ntej ntawm tag nrho kuv cov phooj ywg. Qhov no ua rau kuv lub hnub yug thib rau yog lub sijhawm txaj muag tshaj plaws hauv kuv lub neej."
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Lwm lub ntsiab lus zoo ntxiv rau kev lom zem yog los ntawm kev hais lus. Feem ntau, koj tuaj yeem ntxiv qee qhov kev lom zem ntawm sab plhu lossis kev lom zem lom zem xwb los ntawm kev sib tham txog yam tsis ua.
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" Muaj ob peb kauj ruam los kawm caij tsheb kauj vab. Yog tias koj ua raws li cov kauj ruam no, koj yuav caij nkoj nrog koj cov phooj ywg yam tsis muaj kev cob qhia log tsis muaj sijhawm.
- Kauj Ruam 1: Muab koj lub kaus mom hlau vim nws tseem ceeb kom koj lub hlwb nyob hauv koj lub taub hau. Nws yuav zoo los qhwv koj lub cev tag nrho hauv npuas qhwv, tab sis koj yuav tawm li cas?
- Kauj Ruam 2: Mus rau koj lub tsheb kauj vab. Nco ntsoov tias nws sawv ntsug vim tias kev sim mus rau hauv av yog qhov nyuaj. Koj yuav tsis poob, tab sis koj yuav saib me ntsis ruam.
- Kauj Ruam 3: Muab koj txhais ko taw rau ntawm lub pedal. Qhov no tseem ceeb heev vim tias koj lub tsheb kauj vab yuav tsis mus qhov twg yog tias koj tsis pedal.
- Kauj Ruam 4: Kom niam txiv lossis ib tug neeg laus tuav lub tsheb kauj vab. Tab sis nco ntsoov, lawv yuav tso koj mus. Thiab koj feem ntau yuav poob. Tseem ceeb tsis txhob chim rau lawv thaum koj poob vim lawv tuav tsis tau koj lub tsheb kauj vab mus tas koj lub neej.
- Kauj Ruam 5: Pib pedaling. Nco ntsoov, tsis txhob tig rov qab vim tus neeg ntawd yuav tso koj mus. Thaum lawv tso koj mus, yog koj saib rov qab, koj yuav poob. Tsis poob yog qhov koj tab tom sim ua kom koj lub qhov muag mus tom ntej.
- Kauj Ruam 6: Sawv tom qab koj poob. Vim kuv hais kom koj tsis txhob, kuv paub tseeb tias koj ntsia rov qab yog li ntawd sawv thiab sim dua.
Thiab, yog li koj caij koj lub tsheb kauj vab yam tsis muaj kev cob qhia log."
Kev hais lus zoo
Kev hais lus zoo yog lwm qhov chaw zoo uas cov menyuam yaus tuaj yeem ntxiv kev lom zem. Txij li thaum koj tuaj yeem ntxiv qee cov lus piav qhia zoo thiab piav qhia meej tias koj yuav tsum tsis txhob ua lossis vim li cas nws phem.
Vim Li Cas Koj Thiaj Yuav Tsum Ua Raws Cai
" Peb txhua tus paub tias yuav tsum ua raws li txoj cai, tab sis vim li cas nws thiaj tseem ceeb kom ua raws li txoj cai? Zoo, muaj ob peb lub laj thawj. dhia tawm saum tus swb thiab ua ib tug triple rov qab flip nrog ib tug zoo meej tsaws, tab sis yog hais tias peb dhia tawm saum lub swb, peb yuav ntaus Tommy, ces Tommy yuav quaj, koj tseem ntsia lub tsaws tab sis Tommy yuav quaj. Yog li ntawd yuav phem heev. Ntawm no, cov kev cai ntawm chaw ua si cia li kev txiav txim, peb txhua tus paub hais tias peb yuav tsum tau nce mus rau ib tug swb nyob rau hauv ib daim ntawv, Txawm hais tias qhov no tej zaum yuav zoo li ib tug pointless txoj cai, koj puas xav txog yog hais tias peb tsis? txhua tus yuav maj nrawm rau qhov qhib zoo li gladiators, thiab peb tuaj yeem daig hauv qhov qhib vim tias tsis muaj chaw txaus thiab peb tsis tos peb lub sijhawm. Tom qab ntawd, lawv yuav tau hu rau lub chaw tua hluav taws tuaj tos peb. tej zaum yuav tau siv lub puab tsaig ntawm lub neej los yog txiav cov ntsia hlau, peb yuav tsis muaj peev xwm swb ntxiv lawm vim tsis muaj cov ntsia hlau, thiab qhov ntawd yuav phem. Yog li, nws yog ib qho tseem ceeb uas yuav tsum ua raws li cov cai kom peb muaj kev nyab xeeb thiab ua raws li kev txiav txim."
Hloov cov lus
Koj tuaj yeem pab menyuam kho cov lus hais los ntawm kev ntxiv lawv cov ntsiab lus. Piv txwv li, lawv tuaj yeem hloov kho cov kev paub dhau los rau lawv tus kheej lossis ntxiv lawv tus kheej cov ntsiab lus xws li hnub nyoog, cov npe ntawm cov menyuam hauv lawv chav kawm, cov kwvtij npe, lossis lawv lub tsev kawm ntawv. Lawv kuj tuaj yeem siv cov no los ua tus qauv rau kev sib tw hais lus lossis tsim lawv tus kheej cov lus tshwj xeeb.
Sau zoo, hais lus funny
Sau cov lus tsis nyuaj dhau thaum koj rhuav tshem lawv. Lawv muaj kev taw qhia, lub cev, thiab xaus. Tab sis dab tsi tiag tiag ua rau lawv funny? Nov yog ob peb lub tswv yim kom koj cov phooj ywg luag.
- Siv dab neeg funny.
- Pib tawm nrog kev tso dag lossis ntxiv cov lus tso dag thoob plaws. Cov no yog qhov tseem ceeb yog tias koj tab tom ua ib yam dab tsi zoo li hais lus lom zem ntawm pawg tub ntxhais kawm hauv tsev kawm ntawv.
- Ua rau koj cov piv txwv npau taws (zoo li lub chaw nres tsheb hluav taws vim tias koj tau daig ntawm daim swb).
- Siv cov lus piav qhia.
- Siv cov lus piv txwv.
- Sau ib lub ntsiab lus funny (zoo li koj lub sijhawm txaj muag tshaj plaws).
- Zoo siab thaum koj nyeem koj cov lus.
- Nco ntsoov ncua sij hawm thaum koj nyeem nws.
Ntxhais hmoob mes kas
Tej zaum koj ntxiv tus nplaig me ntsis hauv plhu rau koj hais lus, lossis koj tuaj yeem tham txog lub sijhawm lom zem ntawm tus kheej. Txawm koj hais li cas los xij, tsim kom muaj kev lom zem rau cov menyuam yaus yog txhua yam hais txog cov ntsiab lus thiab cov duab.
