Cov menyuam yaus nyiam txoj kev ywj pheej muaj tswv yim pom thaum lawv tsim thiab hais lus tso dag. Knock khob tso dag muaj cov kab punch yooj yim thiab puns txhua tus tuaj yeem nkag siab. Ua si lom zem ntawm cov phooj ywg thiab tsev neeg nrog kev lom zem tshiab khob khob tso dag lossis siv los txhawb koj cov lus tso dag qub.
Funny Animals
- Kaws, khob. Leej twg nyob ntawd? Yaj. Yaj leej twg? Nws pooped hauv nws daim pawm!
- Kaws, khob. Leej twg nyob ntawd? Hare. Hav leej twg? Hare ob pob ntseg loj heev!
- Kaws, khob. Leej twg nyob ntawd? Bat. Bat leej twg? Baa ob zaug yog koj yog yaj.
- Kaws, khob. Leej twg nyob ntawd? Owl. Owl leej twg? Owl yog leej twg thiab yog li koj ua!
- Kaws, khob. Leej twg nyob ntawd? noog. noog leej twg? Brr, koj puas xav tias txias?
Zoo huv si
- Kaws, khob. Leej twg nyob ntawd? Lub tshuab ntxuav tais diav. Lub tshuab ntxuav tais diav twg? Lub tshuab ntxuav tais diav tsis ua haujlwm!
- Kaws, khob. Leej twg nyob ntawd? xab npum. Soap leej twg? So poo koj!
- Kaws, khob. Leej twg nyob ntawd? Mop. Mop leej twg? Ma pas dej qhib yog koj xav ua luam dej!
- Kaws, khob. Leej twg nyob ntawd? Lub thoob. thoob leej twg? Buck-e-ob yuav yuav khoom qab zib rau koj!
- Kaws, khob. Leej twg nyob ntawd? Txau. Txau leej twg? Txau koj lub hose!
Nkauj tawm tshiab
- Kaws, khob. Leej twg nyob ntawd? Pikachu. Pikachu leej twg? Foom koob hmoov rau koj!
- Kaws, khob. Leej twg nyob ntawd? Gru. Gru leej twg? Koj loj hlob!
- Kaws, khob. Leej twg nyob ntawd? Chima. Chima leej twg? Chi ma DS tsoo dua!
- Kaws, khob. Leej twg nyob ntawd? Muppet. Muppet leej twg? Mu pet ob-toed sloth!
- Kaws, khob. Leej twg nyob ntawd? Spongebob. Spongebob leej twg? Koj puas paub ntau tshaj ib tug txiv leej tub hu ua Spongebob?
Nkauj Qhuas Vajtswv
- Kaws, khob. Leej twg nyob ntawd? Kwv tij. Kwv tij leej twg? Bra lawv hoopin 'nws nyob rau hauv lub tiaj ua si.
- Kaws, khob. Leej twg nyob ntawd? Niam. Niam leej twg? M'lwm hoodie zoo dua!
- Kaws, khob. Leej twg nyob ntawd? Tus phauj. Leej twg? Ib ob ntxiv ob sib npaug plaub!
- Kaws, khob. Leej twg nyob ntawd? Nkauj muam nraug nus. Kwv tij leej twg? Cuz hauv Whoville lawv nyiam Christmas!
- Kaws, khob. Leej twg nyob ntawd? Txiv. Txiv leej twg? Da dual player game zoo heev!
Twisted Toys
- Kaws, khob. Leej twg nyob ntawd? Pokeball. Pokeball leej twg? Pokeball plam hauv hav zoov!
- Kaws, khob. Leej twg nyob ntawd? Tsum Tsum. Tsum Tsum who? Tsum cows moo!
- Kaws, khob. Leej twg nyob ntawd? Lub tsheb kauj vab. Tsheb tuam leej twg? Yuav cov khoom ua si txias ntawm lub khw!
- Kaws, khob. Leej twg nyob ntawd? Dinosaur. Dinosaur leej twg? Dino-saur tus neeg txaus ntshai!
- Kaws, khob. Leej twg nyob ntawd? Daim npav. Daim npav leej twg? Tsheb-dzoomed by!
Nkauj tsis xav noj
- Kaws, khob. Leej twg nyob ntawd? Berry. Leej twg? Kuv tsis paub leej twg npe hu ua Barry.
- Kaws, khob. Leej twg nyob ntawd? ncuav qab zib. Cookie leej twg? Ua noj - tus uas ua zaub mov!
- Kaws, khob. Leej twg nyob ntawd? Dej khov. Ice cream leej twg? Kuv qw Moo thaum kuv pom nyuj!
- Kaws, khob. Leej twg nyob ntawd? Pop. Pop leej twg? Pa poofed thiab tam sim no nws mus!
- Kaws, khob. Leej twg nyob ntawd? Sundae. Sundae leej twg? Hnub Sunday kuv yuav ib tug pony!
Nkauj tawm tshiab
Cov lus tso dag rau menyuam yaus yooj yim nrhiav hauv online thiab hauv phau ntawv. Yog xav paub ntau ntxiv, kos tawm:
- Kids Ua Si thiab Tsim cov yam ntxwv ntau dua 50 khob khob tso dag txog khoom noj thiab khoom siv.
- Baby Center muaj peb caug-tsib cov lus tso dag, tshwj xeeb tshaj yog rau cov menyuam yaus.
- Knock Knock Jokes for Kids los ntawm Rob Elliot nta tshaj 100 nplooj ntawv ntawm thawj cov lus tso dag rau cov menyuam laus. Nws yog ib tug me nyuam uas muag phau ntawv tso dag.
- Knock Knock Who's There: My First Book of Knock Knock Jokes is an illustrated, lift-the-flap book for me me, by Tad Hills.
Zoo siab rau txhua leej txhua tus
Knock khob tso dag yog yooj yim to taub, lom zem ua, thiab muab sij hawm luag rau cov neeg ntawm txhua lub hnub nyoog. Cov lus tso dag no rau cov menyuam yaus siv cov khoom siv niaj hnub uas lawv paub thiab ua rau G-rated lom zem. Sim ua ib qho ntawm koj tsev neeg kom pom tias koj tuaj yeem luag tau ntau npaum li cas!
